Drooling over this Hammacher Schlemmer catalogue (which turns out to be an old one from last fall), I noticed ON THE VERY SAME PAGE ads for a “Portable Handheld Scanner” and a “Phototherapy Hairbrush.” Now, you can’t see it clearly, but the scanner costs $99.95 compared to the hairbrush’s $199.95. And for all the proven scientific effectiveness of the phototherapy hairbrush – which, by the way, uses the same laser technology found in scanners – well, I hope you can see where I’m going with this! That’s right: buy the scanner, use it on your hair!!! You’re very welcome. Reading this blog just saved you $100 on this must-buy gift item; consider making a donation – we can split the difference!