Brace yourself, Kurt Vonnegut-style. About 3/4 of the way through this free-associative post, there will be a funeral. So CoverYourHair.com is having a flash sale on pretied bandanas, so I decided to try one. I may hate it, but I used the $25 credit I won last month , so nothing much lost. The stuff I chose, the bandana, an Israeli tichel and a cap, came to just over $25, but there’s a bit of a shipping cost, so all these (three) hair-covering THINGS came to just over $8. A bit more in Canadian dollars, but still… lots of fun shopping the site. I am prepared to hate one or two, but hope one of them, when they arrive, will be my New Favourite Hair Covering Thing! What? One site doth not a SPREE make? And oh, yeah, what about the FUNERAL? Well, okay, I also went on eBay and bought a new USB cable to go with my new cellphone. Badum-bump! What? Yes, I bought a cellphone. Here’s why – the Straw that Broke the Camel’s Back, so to speak. I showed up at the school toda