Two images dredged up from my last two pregnancies for no particular reason. Okay, because I mentioned this squirrel ultrasound on someone else’s blog, only I haven’t looked at it in almost three years and I wanted to know if it really did look as squirrelish as I remembered.
See the shadow? It was all people could talk about; nobody even noticed the baby. Ha ha ha bloody ha. Yes, we’re expecting a squirrel, okay? And we’ll name her Naomi Rivka. Get over it.
And this is one of those ridiculous bulletin-board pregnancy tickers that I usually ignored, but I saved it because (okay, it’s a bit hard to see, but squint) I felt that “getting bone” was at best a really, really disgusting image. Nobody else thought it was even a little funny but maybe it was because they were all crunchy hippie bulletin-board mamas and not complete wackos like me.
That’s why I’m posting it here. My blog, my funny. No highway option.