Why the weird dates? Click here to find out!
(Hint: I wouldn’t be posting this if it still worked as the former. I know I can be hard on electronics, but in this case, I have done nothing wrong and so I’m MAD – and I will get revenge, or at least, a working phone… soon. Now that I have one, I’m completely hooked!)
ZANY BUT HAPPY POSTSCRIPT: Mysteriously, it's working now. Huh? Maybe the problem is the charger!