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Meanwhile

I'm not doing Rosh Hashanah without my father.
Just not.
 
NOT.
 
Hate to go all Drama Queen, but it's. just. not. happening.
 
Sorry, world!  I don't get a birthday this year, YOU don't get a birthday this year.
 
I will cook.  I will pretend to prepare.
We will get through.
But secretly, just between me and nobody, it's NOT happening.